Remember that I love you

I belong to no one, like the watermelon

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via seanak64)

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ronpaulsunbae:

uglynewyork:

wolfstirfry:

destroy the terms “male” and “female”

when you need medical treatment and they ask you for your biological sex tell them that they’re transphobic scum and deny their gender based treatment

embrace death, do not fear it, there are no genders on the other side, only an empty void which you will float through for eternity. 

Y’all need to go outside. Forreal.

this is all capitalism’s doing

Yeah because when a male identifying person comes in complaining about lower abdominal pain it TOTALLY won’t change the diagnosis if this person just happens to still have ovaries. Oh and a transwoman won’t EVER have prostate issues so don’t bother letting the people who need to know what kind of organs you do or don’t have.

I’ve taken care of men/women with ovarian/prostate cancer. So this information is still important. Why let us guess and you get even more offended by the variety of guesses you may receive? We as medical staff would prefer if you were straight up with us. Tell us you had a sex change, tell us exactly what you want to be called, and if we make a mistake correct us politely (we are human).

By the way if if you call any of your medical staff “transphobic scum” because we need to know about your sex vs gender identification I can promise you won’t get far.

(via lesbolution)

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stay-in-reality-liberals:

wittneytheancap:

tokillthedragon:

chairman-of-th3-board:

americas-liberty:

libertarianmoney:

Somewhere, a Tumblr liberal is arguing to regulate yard sales.
Repost for Liberty!

In some cities they are already regulated. You have to buy a permit, get permission from the city, and adhere to time limits.

There is an effort by corporations and IP proponents in government to make them illegal entirely. They’re trying to make the case that you don’t have resell rights, just the right to use the product.

That goes against everything property rights are about.

Literally the dumbest thing ever.

And there goes government

stay-in-reality-liberals:

wittneytheancap:

tokillthedragon:

chairman-of-th3-board:

americas-liberty:

libertarianmoney:

Somewhere, a Tumblr liberal is arguing to regulate yard sales.

Repost for Liberty!

In some cities they are already regulated. You have to buy a permit, get permission from the city, and adhere to time limits.

There is an effort by corporations and IP proponents in government to make them illegal entirely. They’re trying to make the case that you don’t have resell rights, just the right to use the product.

That goes against everything property rights are about.

Literally the dumbest thing ever.

And there goes government

(via lifelongidentitycrisis-deactiva)